JDN 2456192 EDT 09:58.
I was in an argument with some people last night who believe guns are overregulated. I believe guns are underregulated, especially as long as the gun show loophole remains open. But in fact we don't even disagree all that strongly about which weapons should be legal for which citizens. What really made me furious was how they argued. They made several really awful arguments that I've heard far too many times.
Arguments I hate:
1. “I have a right to hunt and target shoot.”
No, I'm sorry, you don't. Certainly not an inalienable right. Your pleasure does not override the security of your fellow citizens. In fact, I don't see why you should be allowed to hunt and target shoot at all.
Hunting: Random citizens in a highly disorganized fashion meander through the woods killing whichever animals they choose, usually with alcohol involved, for amusement. This is often justified by 'population control,' but it systematically selects out the largest, strongest, healthiest males, which is one of the worst things you could do to a population. If we really want to control deer populations, ideally we'd just use sterilization, as we do for cats and dogs. Failing that, we should hire professionals to humanely euthanize the most unhealthy individuals—and probably females, because that gives much more precise control over reproduction in a polygynous species like deer.
Target shooting: Obviously, it's not enough to use paintball guns, or airsoft guns, or laser tag, or video games. (All these are quite fun, I enjoy them, I encourage you to play them if you enjoy it.) No, you must have actual functioning death machines. You aren't willing to play with toys, you must play with weapons. And why? Because you are too macho for fake guns? Because you get off on the idea that you are holding a death instrument in your hands? Not to put too fine a point on it, but fuck you.
What really pissed me off was that my opponents wouldn't even concede this basic point: Firearms are portable death machines. Their purpose—their express purpose, their designed function—is to kill human beings. This shouldn't even be controversial. And you can defend the use of guns even given this premise (I will in a moment). But somehow, gun lovers can't bear to admit that guns are for killing people.
2. “Cars kill more people than guns.”
These gun lovers actually said “cars kill millions of people,” which is just false. “Look it up,” he said. Well, I have: The average number of auto fatalities in the US per year is about 32,000.
But it's actually true that this is more than gun homicides: Each year there are about 12,500 gun homicides in the US, about 17,000 suicides, and 31,000 total gun fatalities.
In other words, guns kill almost exactly as many people as automobiles do. Far from it being a radical difference, it's barely statistically significant. But I guess you could exclude suicides and merely look at homicides and accidents, in which case the number for cars—32,000—does significantly exceed the number for guns—14,000.
But the proper response to this is: So what? Simply looking at the raw number of people killed tells you absolutely nothing. The important question is this: What benefit are we getting from this cost?
The benefit from cars is quite literally the strongest economy in the history of the world. There are other ways to achieve the level of trade integration and transportation that cars (and trucks) grant us, and some of these might actually be better (trains and public transit), but they all carry a certain amount of fatality risk, and it's worth it. If all the cars in America suddenly stopped running, more Americans would die without them—from, quite literally, famine—than currently die from them.
Are guns equally worth it? If they actually work at deterring crime, then maybe they are! But that's what you actually need to argue. You need to show some benefit from widespread gun ownership that outweighs all the fatalities.
Also important are usage rates: More people die from acetominophen than from cyanide. This is because almost everyone uses acetominophen, and you only use cyanide if you want someone to die. Huh... that sounds a lot like the relationship between cars and guns, doesn't it?
3. “We need to defend against government tyranny.”
Actually, a couple of the gun lovers agreed with me on this one: This just isn't going to work. You'd need at minimum Stinger missiles to defend against the US government, and even then... Iraq had those. Maybe back when Jefferson was writing, it was reasonable to think that private militias could seriously resist the government (even then, I'm unconvinced); but today, that's simply not possible.
The only way to make it possible would be even more terrifying, which would be to grant private citizens access to helicopter gunships, aircraft carriers, surface-to-air missiles... and that, pretty obviously, would be horrific.
3. “Guns are the great equalizer.”
No, they aren't. Guns require training. Different guns vary tremendously in their capabilities, from a six-shot revolver to a belt-fed SAW. (Or all the way up to the GAU-8 Avenger on the A-10, which is a kinetic weapon so terrifying it's almost indescribable. Fires 30mm incendiary rounds at 4200 RPM with a muzzle velocity of 1000 m/s.)
The idea is supposedly that even an old woman can defend herself against a strong young man, if she has a handgun. And I guess there are a few cases of things like this happening. But there are vastly more cases of young men using handguns—or worse, assault rifles—to kill far more people than they could possibly have killed using knives or their bare hands. This, furthermore, makes perfect sense: Quick reflexes and physical strength actually do make you better at using a firearm, and there's really nothing that can be done to make that not true.
But hey, suppose it were true. Suppose we made everyone in America able to kill any person at a moment's notice. Suppose we made that completely equal, so being bigger or stronger (or faster, or smarter) made absolutely no differencein how effective you would be at killing someone. I want you to ask yourself: How would that be a good thing? We would be living in a Hobbesian nightmare where anyone could kill anyone at any moment. And this is indeed how people in our inner cities sometimes live—our inner cities, where handgun ownership is most prevalent.
If we equalized violence by making it harder to kill people (issuing everyone body armor?), that would be a good thing. But that's not what guns do. Guns make it easier to kill—a lot easier—and that's what they are expressly designed to do.
Arguments I don't mind:
1. “The Second Amendment guarantees gun rights.”
This isn't a very good moral argument, but it's a highly compelling legal one. Without a Constitutional Amendment, there are very harsh limits on how much guns could be restricted in the US without the regulations being obviously illegal.
The question remains whether we should try to push through such an amendment, but legally the argument is squarely on the side of those who don't want to restrict guns.
2. “Responsible gun owners deter crime.”
The evidence on this is actually pretty mixed. Some studies say guns are a deterrent. Some say they have no effect. Others say they make crime worse. The social science on this issue is extremely complex and unclear.
As such, simply making the blanket statement that guns are a deterrent is not a good argument. However, I put this on the list of arguments I don't mind because if guns are a deterrent, and you can show that they are, this would actually be a really good reason to increase access to guns. If this actually does work, then it's worth doing.
Or, I should say, it might be worth doing, because there's another effect you have to consider: Suicide. You might think that suicide is something someone either does or doesn't do, and it doesn't matter what tools they have; you'd be wrong. Suicides are much more frequent in places that have a lot of high bridges to fall off of, and they are much more frequent in places with more access to guns. Suicide is an impulse decision in most cases; it is not usually something that you spend a lot of time thinking about and planning. As such, if you are surrounded by things that can easily kill you, you are much more likely to actually make that step and kill yourself. Even if gun ownership does deter crime, it must deter crime sufficiently well to compensate for the increase in suicides—and it seems pretty clear that it wouldn't, the effect sizes just don't line up. You'd kill about 3 people by suicide for every 1 you saved from homicide. It's possible we could solve this problem in other ways—better early intervention in depression, for example—but then, we could also stop crime in lots of other ways too, besides giving people more portable death machines.
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